Curse

Warskull · Oct 02, 2005, 07:12 PM // 19:12

Shouts are one of the more interesting skills in Guild Wars, the warrior screams an iconic phrase and some sort of effect takes place. Some shouts that never were meant to be:

"Where is the bathroom?"-Run 50-100% faster, cannot attack or use skills or "Where is the bathroom?" ends. When "Where is the bathroom?" ends warrior soils self.

"Bring me wenches and ale!"-10-50% chance of nearby causing enemy units to drop dwarven ale. 5-25% chance of causing nearby female units to dance inexplicably.

"OMG A DEV!"- Cause 1-100 nearby units to chase target for 10-60 seconds. Randomly generate 5-50 spam PMs for target.

"For the win!"-The name of your next skill is shouted and it is performed with +1-5 skill points. If used with mending may cause opponents to laugh uncontrollably.

"Heal me newb!"-Causes nearest allied monk to automatically cast a random healing spell on you and shout "Stupid Warrior" in retaliation.

"Free sigils in D4!"-Causes 1-3 opponents to zone out. May fail if opponent has IQ>90.

"... is ghay"-Shout random imflammitory comment about consoles, politics, music, or other topic. 1-20 nearby fanboys engage in flamewar.

Nawn Centz · Oct 02, 2005, 07:18 PM // 19:18

"Heal me newb!"-Causes nearest allied monk to automatically cast a random healing spell on you and shout "Stupid Warrior" in retaliation.

roflmfao ^^.. *dies*

Ultimate_Gaara · Oct 02, 2005, 07:18 PM // 19:18

ya... how about that

i swear we already have a few "funny fake skills" topic... oh well

Finch · Oct 02, 2005, 07:19 PM // 19:19

thats pretty creative... i guess

Mumblyfish · Oct 02, 2005, 07:19 PM // 19:19

Quote:

Originally Posted by Warskull

"For the win!"-The name of your next skill is shouted and it is performed with +X-Y skill points.

You know, I'd actually love that to be a real skill. Doesn't really seem too overpowering (if anything it's weak) and...

"Healing Breeze For The Win!"

Fenix Swiftblade · Oct 02, 2005, 07:23 PM // 19:23

no, if it's shouted it would have to lower the attribute points for the skill cause it will affect everyone. So if you want to Healing Breeze For the Win it would give everyone 1 or 2 pips for 10 seconds.

Mumblyfish · Oct 02, 2005, 07:25 PM // 19:25

I assumed it'd be more "Your next skill is performed with +X-Y more attribute points", but it's also "announced" in a shout bubble. That'd be neat. Your interpretation of it, however, wouldn't be.

Sanji · Oct 02, 2005, 07:56 PM // 19:56

"EXPERICNED FISSUR TANK OFERING TO HELP MISSIN 1K EACH!!!"- Can be used in Outposts. Causes the entire District to laugh at you.

Ollj · Oct 02, 2005, 10:58 PM // 22:58

"can I have 100 gold please?" for 8-18 seconds you can not be target of spells from allys and enemies, they all just ignore you.

"WR looking for iway team!!!" You gain 1 fame. 50% failure chance with IQ<20. this skill has 30 minutes recharge.

"REZ!!!" kill a living ally to resurrect you.

smurfhunter · Oct 02, 2005, 11:00 PM // 23:00

why would you gain 1 fame from the iway shout?

Pandora's box · Oct 02, 2005, 11:10 PM // 23:10

"Da Hell!": The one who interupted your latest skill tuns into a chicken for 5 seconds ; if the chicken gets killed in this period you gain 2 feathers

Bingley Joe · Oct 02, 2005, 11:14 PM // 23:14

"Time's up. Let's do this!" -- Run in a random direction away from your party. Once you have drawn aggro, you run back, and for 8..18 seconds your party cannot use any skills.

"I don't have REZ!" -- Ressurect all dead allies for 2..4 seconds and gain 60..100 armor. When "I don't have REZ!" ends, all allies die and you shout, "I don't have REZ!"

Shwitz · Oct 02, 2005, 11:20 PM // 23:20

"Leeeeeroooooy Jenkins!" -- You gain 4-8 adrenaline. You lose all adrenaline and 40 armor the next time you attack. If you die, your entire party is teleported to your location.

Teh Azman · Oct 02, 2005, 11:22 PM // 23:22

"Diablo 3 Is gonna Be Better Than GW, N00bz!"- Causes you to run ahead and die on purpose in a stupid attempt to try and kill your party. Everyone in your party then calls you a moron, log out, and restart the mission together just so you don't finish it.

Yes, I've had this happen.

Bingley Joe · Oct 03, 2005, 12:02 AM // 00:02

"Yuo R N3WB!" -- The next act you perform will be 10..100 times more noobish than target other criticized ally.

Teh Azman · Oct 03, 2005, 12:07 AM // 00:07

I feel sorry for anyone whos reading these that has done them:

"I'm Listening To (Insert crappy skater/punk band here)!"- Causes you to type in the lyrics of really bad music that you're listneing to. Everyone then proceeds to tell you that it sucks and to shut up. You then can type nothing for the duration of the mission.

Wolvenbear · Oct 03, 2005, 12:42 AM // 00:42

"OMG im teh 1337327!" -- spawn a level 1 bunny that hits you for 999 damage.
"Take me I have Forge armor" -- for 5...15 seconds prospective party members examine their inventories, discover they have Forge armor too, and ignore you for the duration of TMIHFA.
"I always solo here" -- for 10 seconds gain 20...60 armor. When IASH ends you have 0 AL and 1HP for 10 seconds.
"I swear this is the way" -- for 10 minutes all party members' maps are disabled. They must follow you around the zone or be hit for 100...300 damage every time they suggest a different path.

smurfhunter · Oct 03, 2005, 01:31 AM // 01:31

add on to "I swear this is the way"... when this ends you are teleported to a random location on the map.

i do this way too often

Rydier · Oct 03, 2005, 01:57 AM // 01:57

"!%&!"#¤!" - Your current skill fails. Oh, wait...

Sentao Nugra · Oct 03, 2005, 03:36 AM // 03:36

"iway FTW" - lose all faction, IWAY skill becomes locked and costs 10000000 faction to unlock or 1000000 gold and 1000 skill points in PVE